The Acupunisher

The Acupunisher

When the ACUPUNISHER was just a baby her parents were visited by a wise old woman who told them that their daughter was born to greatness and would be a healer. “But,” she warned, “you must beware of her dark side as well.” Sure enough the wise woman’s words have come true: by day the ACUPUNISHER is a mild mannered, but highly effective acupuncturist, knitter of scarves, and mother of 2 who heals people of their pain. But at night her shadow side emerges. The ACUPUNISHER must extract Qi, the life force of mortals, from her many insidious enemies. The ACUPUNISHER is a queen of pain, driving her needles deep and twisting them mercilessly into her evil victims. You may recognize the names of some of the scoundrels she has stolen Qi from: Ronald Reagan, Slobodan Milosevic, Crusty the Clown, Paris Hilton, and the original shark from Jaws, among many others.