Dahlia Earnhardt is a third-generation stock car racer who learned to drive before she could walk. In fact, racing is so integral to the Earnhardt clan that legend has it that Dahlia was born in the back seat of a rocket car travelling at 720 mph. This speed, compounded with the 41.3 mph at which she exited her mother’s birth canal caused her to break the sound barrier and cause a sonic boom upon her entry into the world. She was sponsored at the age of six, and has been driving the #8 Vagisil car ever since. As an aside, she also won the NASCAR Beauty Pageant, squarely defeating Danica Patrick, who was the only other contestant. Having won first in every stock car racing circuit in the world in just two years, she applied her skills to the racing of other vehicles, such as go-carts, bicycles, and donkeys. Naturally, her finely honed racing skills granted her by her Earnhardt DNA allowed her to take first in all those sports too. So now that she has proven herself the greatest racer that has ever lived, she’s moving on to a new sport: arm wrestling. Although she’s never done anything but race, she’s used to winning, and will approach this tournament with the same tenacity and grit that she’s famous for.
